The Instigators

You don’t come across as someone who appreciates silence. ⭐⭐⭐

Axel F

I am not in my 20s anymore. ⭐⭐

Furiosa

Lady and gentlemens! Start your engines. ⭐⭐⭐

Unknown (2006)

I'm not a criminal. Stop acing like one then. ⭐⭐

The Fall Guy

Profesh is my middle name. ⭐⭐

Arcadian

Beware of the dark. ⭐

Godzilla Minus One

Is your war finally over? ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Fallout (TV Series)

War… war never changes. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Sweet Dreams

ZzzZZZzzzzz ⭐

Red Dawn (1984)

Wolverines! ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Knox Goes Away

Did you bury this guy? If you did, I was going to dig him up and kill him again. ⭐⭐⭐

21

Hey, Fisher. Win like a man, lose like a man. ⭐⭐

Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel

It's time travel. Shit like that can happen. ⭐⭐⭐

No Country for Old Men

You can't stop what's coming. It ain't waiting on you. ⭐⭐

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

I don't think we're in the food chain anymore, Dorothy. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

The Adventures of Bullwhip Griffin

Stop usin them cuss words. I said a clean fight. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Ratatouille

Say hello to my little chef! ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Road House (2024)

Solid fun and action. ⭐⭐⭐

Jumani (1995)

Nostalgic, stupid fun. ⭐⭐⭐

King of California

Makes me nostalgic for SoCal. ⭐⭐⭐

The Negotiator

Classic Jackson and Spacey. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Rob the Mob

Cute popcorn movie for a chill night. ⭐⭐⭐

They Cloned Tyrone

This is how modern movies should be. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Land of Bad

It's a mystery how this got made. ⭐

Anyone But You

Found a new genre tonight: RomDull. ⭐⭐

Self Reliance

Honestly loved this film from start to finish. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Ricky Stanicky

John Cena clearly pours his heart into his roles. ⭐⭐⭐

Generation Kill

Pretty decent war series, but it ain't no Band of Brothers. ⭐⭐⭐

Argylle

I rarely hate a movie, but this one has definitely made the list. ⭐

Spaceman

I thought this was going to be a space adventure. ⭐⭐

Dream Scenario

Great ideas and solid all the way through. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

The Beekeeper

Total and complete garbage. ⭐

The Bricklayer

Wow. Just terrible. ⭐

Train to Busan

This really shows how bad American entertainment is. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Wait Until Dark

Amazing movie! Audrey Hepburn is hot too. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Emergency Declaration

Minus one star for the ending. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Running Time

It has Bruce Campbell. Otherwise, it would be two stars. ⭐⭐⭐

The Killer

Michael Fassbender is perfectly cast. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Glengarry Glen Ross

Amazing cast. Certainly a must watch. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Romeo Must Die

Very 2000. Jet Li is god. ⭐⭐⭐

Expendables 4

Couldn't make it more than 20 minutes. ⭐

Silver Streak

You can't beat a Gene Wilder & Richard Pryor movie. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

The Family Plan

Family friendly, but pathetic. ⭐

Steve-O's Bucket List

Must watch for Jackass fans. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Lady Ballers

Dull and one note. Decent concept, but don't bother. ⭐

Fast Charlie

Decent. Entertaining and engaging. Would recommend. ⭐⭐⭐

Patriot Games

Jack Ryan is cool, but not this one. ⭐⭐

The Fugitive

It wasn't me. It was the one-armed man! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Ronin

Speaking of DeNiro, this should be the top of any action movie fan's list. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

The Hunt for Red October

Classic. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Midnight Run

DeNiro in a comedy / action with that guy from the Beethoven dog movie. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Crimson Tide

Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington are gods. More movies like this need to exist in the world. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

The Venture Bros.: Radiant Is the Blood of the Baboon Heart

Obviously this was great. Needs more Dr. Girlfriend though. She makes me feel funny. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Vacation Friends 2

Skip. Total waste of time. ⭐

The Goods

Now this on the other hand, was excellent. It's sad how I almost overlooked this one. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Vacation Friends

Was alright. A few funny parts. ⭐⭐

The Sentinel

Honestly don't remember what happened, but it had Eva Longoria. Something about an assassination or whatever. ⭐

Class Action

Fucking boring. God damn. The movie isn't even over and I'm posting this. ⭐

Corner Office

New idea, good cast, great acting, and left a few questions unanswered. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

The Flash

Another terrible superhero film. ⭐

Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning

It was okay, I guess. ⭐⭐⭐

Biosphere

Fuck everything about this piece of shit. ⭐

Kandahar

... Movies have fallen quite a ways from 300. Sad. ⭐

John Wick 4

I guess everyone is indestructible. Terrible movie. Sorry. ⭐

White Men Can't Jump

Fuck this movie. ⭐

Hypnotic

Me yelling 2/3rds through: 'Is this fucking thing over yet?!?' ⭐

Sisu

Perfect. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐